Aký je rozdiel medzi cirkulárkou a toaletným papierom?
Chvíľka nepozornosti a prsty su v riti.
Viete, za čo sa auto urazí?
Keď naň namaľujete motorku. xD
Je to čierne a nebezpečné . Čo je to ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Vrana s guľometom .
Viete kto je najpresnejším strelcom ???
šlak trafi vas aj za rohom...
Čo je to absolútna odvaha?
Naraz si vziať preháňadlo a prášok na spanie.
Na svete su teraz rozne sutaze v jedeni.Ludia jedia a jedia.
Kolko vajicok zjes na lačno?
Odpoved:Len jedno pretoze tie ostatne na lačno uz nebudu.
Viete ako zlezie slon zo stromu.
sadne si na list a čaká dokým nepadne.
Vieš čo spraví žirafa keď jej napľuješ do tváre?
Odkopne ti rebrík...
Je to modré chodí to po strome Čo je to ?
Veverička v monterkách
Idu dva balony po pusti a jeden hovory druhemu. Pozor kaktuss co hovoriššššš???
Viete ako zabaviť Blondínku na celý život?
Posaďte ju do kruhovej miesnosti a povedzte jej nech si sadne do rohu !
Je to cervene a skodi to zubom........Co je to?
No predsa:
Tehla
-Na koľko krát dáte slona do chladničky?
-?
-Na 3 krát:otvoríte cladničku,vložíte slona a zatvoríte chladničku.
-A na koľko krát tam dáte žirafu?
-Na 4:otvoríte chladničku,vyberiete slona,vložíte žirafu a zatvoríte chladničku.
-Kto prvý pozbiera zo stromu košík jabĺk?
-Slon.
-Prečo?
-Lebo žirafa je zavretá v chladničke.
Viete co je maximalna rychlost a zaroven maximalna drzost? ked babicku vyhodite z 9 poschodia zbehnete dolu a opytate sa kde sa tak velmi ponahla.
Na čo myslí blcha keď preskakuje z jednej polky zadku na druhú???
ODPOVEĎ:Keď nedoskočím , som v riti!
Je to vo fľaši a nedá sa to vytiahnuť.čo je to?
...
Vofľašník nevytiahnuteľný.
Ako sa povie hrôza na 6?
...
Svadba.
Aký je najpopulárnejší vodný šport?
...
Potápanie iných
Komentáre
Prehľad komentárov
Fat and Andy Lau. https://info.fleng.org/resource/dynamic/blogs/20220601_075149_15334.pdf
nueva version kiddions como usar
(belleReori, 1. 6. 2022 9:26)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oryf0VlM15U&feature=youtu.be
https://dotnetfiddle.net/h1sTP0
el mejor mod menu gratis
gta 5 mod menu ps3 no jailbreak download
gta 5 mod menu 2022,gta mod menu,gta 5 online mod menu,gta online mod menu,gta 5 mod menu pc,mod menu gta 5,gta 5 mod menu pc 2022,gta mod menu pc,gta online mod menu pc,gta 5 mod menu free,mod menu gta v online,gta 5 pc mod menu,gta online undetected menu,gta online mod menu free,gta 5 mod menu download pc,gta 5 mod menu download,gta mod menu free,kiddions mod menu,kiddions mod menu gta 5,gta 5 kiddions mod menu2022,gta v mod menu,gta 5 free mod menu,kiddions
june july free gta 5 hack, gta v hack 2022
gta 5 full game mobile download for ios android and windows 7, is gta 5 available for android phone, gta v mobile download gta 5 for android (apk-data-obb), gta 5 unity android ios download, gta 5 full game mobile download for ios android and windows, how to download unity on android, gta 5 official gameplay - prologue + download for android/ios, how to install gta v in mobile android, gta v mobile - download gta 5 for android & ios androidgtav.com, gta 5 unity android ios download free full version, gta v mobile - download gta 5 for android, gta 5 apk download for android and ios ppsspp highly compressed, gta 5 unity android ios download free, download gta 5 android ios free apk ipa, gta 5 download for android free full version ios 14, gta 5 unity android ios download free download, how to download and play gta 5 on android, how to download gta 5 on ios without verification, gta 5 download for android free full version ios, can you download gta 5 on ios, gta 5 apk download for android and ios ppsspp, can i download gta 5 on ios, how to download gta v game for android, download gta 5 android ios free apk ipa file, gta v mobile - download gta 5 for android & ios, how to download gta 5 on ios, can we download gta 5 in ios, is gta 5 available for android for free, can you download gta 5 on iphone, download gta 5 android ios free apk ipad, how to get android apk on ios, gta 5 on android download full game (android and ios), gta v mobile download gta 5 for android (apk-data-obb) gameplay, gta 5 download for android free full version ios 15, how to get gta v for android, how to gta v download in android mobile, how to download android apk on ios, gta 5 full game mobile download for ios android and windows free
epic games launcher
In my opinion you are not right. I am assured. Write to me in PM.
(TommymivoX, 28. 5. 2022 10:56)
I apologise, but, in my opinion, you commit an error.
https://glsmeforum.org
https://hulla24.com
What words... super, a remarkable phrase
(TommymivoX, 28. 5. 2022 4:13)
It is remarkable, very amusing opinion
https://mainegaymenschorus.org
https://journeysfilms.com
I consider, that you are mistaken. I can defend the position. Write to me in PM, we will discuss.
(TommymivoX, 28. 5. 2022 4:12)
You commit an error. I suggest it to discuss. Write to me in PM.
https://ambergardens.net
https://rexanal.com
Top Gun Maverick Cda Vider 2022
(belleReori, 24. 5. 2022 21:38)
https://sco.lt/4vNHLE
https://www.cakeresume.com/me/maria-keos
gss
Top Gun Maverick Lektor PL
Top Gun Maverick cały film po polsku lektor pl 2022
Obejrzyj pelny podtytul FILMu Top Gun Maverick chomikuj 2022
reduslim
(AlfredhastY, 24. 5. 2022 1:26)https://comeperdpeso.blogspot.com/2022/05/wie-kann-man-20-kg-in-einem-monat.html
Crear una empresa
(HowardLem, 22. 5. 2022 7:19)
Autonomos Pymes asesoria online slp somos una sociedad profesional de economistas y un punto de atencion a emprendedores especializados en crear empresas online en Espana. Para crear una empresa sl tan solo debes ponerte en contacto con nosotros. El coste de crear una empresa sociedad limitada online es de tan solo 290 euros mas iva incluyendo los gastos de constitucion necesarios para la empresa sl. Puedes crear una empresa en Madrid, Barcelona, valencia o en cualquier localidad de Espana.
арбузы иранские
(ArnoldGrata, 19. 5. 2022 21:17)https://mir74.ru/doska/prodaja-6096-volkswagen-passat.html
Best custom essay writing service
(Herbertfug, 17. 5. 2022 15:51)
What are the pros?
https://www.raceofchampions.com/profile/academic-paper-writing-q48m722/profile
https://www.coralrestoration.org/profile/argumentative-essay-writing-bn4eg3sex/profile
https://www.visitlewisfarms.com/profile/academic-essay-writing-8c9kvtd5/profile
https://www.coralrestoration.org/profile/abc-writing-paper-lmrt7un0i/profile
https://www.bcsda.org.au/profile/123-help-essay-writing-l6gftc18/profile
https://www.lochielhouse.com.au/profile/academic-essay-writing-jobs-vyu57zl7/profile
https://www.teamstepusa.org/profile/123-help-essay-writing-z68q2rjm/profile
https://www.dogwoodarts.com/profile/about-essay-writing-in-english-hgn0ugh/profile
https://www.herefordrc.co.uk/profile/about-essay-writing-2acs45qwy3u/profile
https://www.raceofchampions.com/profile/academic-essay-writing-hq2c5c3/profile
https://www.visitlewisfarms.com/profile/argument-essay-writing-svnds5w0mqe/profile
https://www.raceofchampions.com/profile/10-steps-to-write-an-essay-3clma98d7ym/profile
https://www.artsandscraps.org/profile/10-steps-to-writing-an-essay-bvm8asw/profile
https://www.coralrestoration.org/profile/argumentative-essay-writing-bn4eg3sex/profile
https://www.shawl-anderson.org/profile/academic-essay-writing-service-oyzvf3t/profile
https://p.teknik.io/FsCzx
https://paiza.io/projects/LN2teqpj_6T0gPutSanBAw?language=php
https://prc-symbiota.tacc.utexas.edu/checklists/checklist.php?cl=1582&emode=1
https://botanydb.colorado.edu/checklists/checklist.php?cl=1476&emode=1
https://botanydb.colorado.edu/checklists/checklist.php?cl=1592&emode=1
Do not miss
(Anthonynuh, 16. 5. 2022 19:00)
Bеst оnlinе cаsino and sports betting
deposit bоnus up to 500
Slоts, Frееspins, Роker, and many gаmes.
get your bоnus right now
https://tinyurl.com/yckm65hv
kuhni
(Jasonsearm, 16. 5. 2022 15:33)
https://kuhnidlyadoma.ru/derevo-na-kuhne/
https://kuhnidlyadoma.ru/vybor-kuhonnoj-mebeli/
https://kuhnidlyadoma.ru/pvh-plyonka-sunfasad/
https://kuhnidlyadoma.ru/mdf-chto-za-material/
https://kuhnidlyadoma.ru/fasady-dlya-kuhni/
https://kuhnidlyadoma.ru/zakaz-mebel-dlya-kuhni/
https://kuhnidlyadoma.ru/kakuyu-kuhnyu-vybrat/
https://kuhnidlyadoma.ru/krashennyj-mdf/
https://kuhnidlyadoma.ru/kuhonnye-fasady/
https://kuhnidlyadoma.ru/mebelnye-detali-na-zakaz/
https://kuhnidlyadoma.ru/dekorativnye-nakladki/
https://kuhnidlyadoma.ru/derevyannyj-shpon/
https://kuhnidlyadoma.ru/patina-dlya-mebeli/
https://kuhnidlyadoma.ru/shponirovannye-fasady/
kampus profetik
(AbdullYday, 16. 5. 2022 1:57)
A university that exemplifies a prophetic attitude
бетсити мобильная версия скачать
(AbdullYday, 13. 5. 2022 14:42)
Скачать бетсити на андроид
Evorex
(Verotina, 10. 5. 2022 3:36)
Greetings I am so glad I found your web site, I really found you by error, while I was researching on Yahoo for something else, Anyhow I am here now and would just like to say thanks a lot for a fantastic post and a all round exciting blog (I also love the theme/design), I don’t have time to read it all at the moment but I have book-marked it and also added your RSS feeds, so when I have time I will be back to read more, Please do keep up the superb b.
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | 48 | 49 | 50 | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 | 55 | 56 | 57 | 58 | 59 | 60 | 61 | 62 | 63 | 64 | 65 | 66 | 67 | 68 | 69 | 70
iling list to get the new updates!Premier destinati
(JeremyBox, 2. 6. 2022 14:34)